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Stress Test
We offer you a FREE stress test based on extensive research carried out at a leading London teaching hospital. In a moment scroll down the page and study the image of two dolphins. If they both look identical you are healthy and not suffering from stress. However, if you perceive any difference between the two dolphins you are probably suffering from work related stress and we recommend you take an immediate holiday.
CLUE (in case you haven't spotted it yet)
The dolphin on the left has blue eyes whereas the one on the right has brown eyes.
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